In my head, I’ve already written the scripts for the next five films in the Sharknado franchise.
Want to know how my brain works pretty much all the time?
Designer babies are a very real possibility. Some IVF clinics are publicizing their pending ability to manipulate hair, eye, and skin color, not to mention sex and height. Plus – Coming soon! – intelligence, creativity, everything.
Well, this is a load of holy crap. Let me tell you about Christian Domestic Discipline.
A list of five celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, you’re allowed to sleep with without your significant other considering it cheating. Also known as a “freebie list.”
The Hook knew I needed a little cheering up, so he composed this “present” for me. Señor Hookey’s words in black; my replies in livid orange!
A few years ago, J convinced me that flag football was something I needed in my life. He even talked me into paying money for the “privilege” of running around a muddy field after a full day at work, grabbing for scraps of fabric dangling entirely too close to strangers’ genitalia. (And yes, I did accidentally pants somebody once.)
I’m aliiiiiiiive! (Note that I did not say perky, or energized, or feeling especially upbeat. But I am persistently alive, despite what my absence from Blogland has led some of […]
Oh, my blog people. I love you so much. Know what I don’t love? Painting trim. Evil trim. WE HATES IT, my precious. But it had to be done: It’s […]
Two weekends ago, I went to my first death metal concert. Before March 8, I would have said I was watching hard rock. But now I have seen the light and can tell you with certainty that both those terms are HIGHLY insufficient to express the breadth and (anguished) depths of this musical genre.